I would be lying if I told you who I am. Oh my gosh, this is something I am still trying to figure out. Twenty-five years and counting. I find out about a new personality on a daily basis. Eeeeek! Could Prozac help with this? Mental note to self. My average day is a catastrophe to most. I am here, there and everywhere. My life is upside down and I am ALWAYS running late. On a good day my morning drive to work consists of make-up, deodorant application and spilled coffee. I should wake up 30 minutes earlier. Yeah right. Maybe I enjoy the rush. Calm seems a tad boring. Something I am definitely not. I am sincere and extremely opinionated, possibly slightly offensive. Crap, got my third warning today. Need to bite my tongue. My blog is for people that want to read about people. No nonsense, no smoke and mirrors. Just life. The good, the bad and the ugly. I am searching for other lunatics with similar interests, maybe we can start a support group for the Harley Quinns of Johannesburg. I hope you appreciate the read.